Haha, I got mugged.

[jonsalmon]

So I'm walking up to my friend's house on Portland when this guy pops out from behind a car. He says "gimme your wallet, and don't look at me". I'm about to be like "No, douchebag" but then I notice that he has a pistol in his hand so I think oh ok, I guess it's serious time, dammit. I say arright and give him my wallet, and he tells me to give him my cell phone. I tell him I don't have my cell phone, which is on the "loud" setting in my pocket. He rifles through my wallet for a second and pulls out the four dollars I have to my name, looks at me and goes "ahh, man. You're just like me." He gives me back my wallet and walks away.

Kudos to Omar for being the first person I talked to afterwards who thought this was as funny as I did.