This is fucking embarrassing...

[jon_r_meyers]

I tried to wank this morning in the shower. Like every morning

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[ohhh_will]

You should have tried to think of me. :P

[jon_r_meyers]

Oh, you were in there too! I eventually went through everyone I ever slept with!

[ohhh_will]

What about Pan?

[jon_r_meyers]

Him too!

It was scary, I tell you!

[bitter_brother]

I told you you shouldn't have pierced you dick. Now you're going down the slippery slope of erectile disfunction!

[/joking]

[jon_r_meyers]

:P No, actually... playing with the piercing has the totally opposite effect.

Usually.

[_yevgeny_]

*shrieks* Pet! What did you do to your hair!

[jon_r_meyers]

*covers ears*

Relax! It's just a wig *laughs*

*kisses* I didn't do anything to it. It's still short and dark.

Forgive me for the scare?

[_yevgeny_]

*pats chest quickly* Do not do that again - without warning! I'm not sure this old heart is up for such a shock.

[jon_r_meyers]

*holds and caresses* Now you know how I felt in the shower this morning?

And no, I won't do that again without a warning. *cuddles* Love you, don't want you to die from a heart attack!

[nazarene_josh]

*stares, wide-eyed, slightly horrified*

ooc: omg. one of my pups just had to comment on this, and Josh... well, he's celibate, and knows only a bit about sex. hee.

[jon_r_meyers]

*looks back at Josh* Uhm, hi, I'm Jon.

ooc: Hahahahah!!

[nazarene_josh]

*smiles, a little weakly* Uh. Hi. I'm Josh. Nice to meet you.

So you, um, you do that... often? I mean... *shrugs, and makes a wanking gesture with his hand*

[jon_r_meyers]

*blushes* Yes, I do. *deeper blush* Why?

[moonyblues]

Poor Jon! Tsk, tsk. I would have been crying and banging my head against the wall. Oddly enough, the head banging might have actually helped...

[jon_r_meyers]

*laughs* Next time, I should try that! The banging, I mean.

I was close to resorting to that.

[moonyblues]

Let me know if it works for you.

[jon_r_meyers]

*snickers* I will.