So... the hurricane before the Mexican coast is called "John".

See that? It's John WITH an H, so it's not my fault.

...Don't mess with me!


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Allegedly, the baby has arrived.

I might've seen Lucifer ice skating just a bit ago.

Zl zha'f oberq. Naq n trrx.

Bu, qvq V zragvba V tbg gur pnfg bss? Jevfg vf bayl fcyvagrq abj. Juvpu zrnaf zber zbirzrag sbe zl unaq naq svatref.

Ohg V tbg n ENTVAT unatbire sebz gur ubhfrjnezvat cnegl.

V guvax V'yy penjy onpx gb orq naq qvr.

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Poll Innocence

Michael is driving me crazy.

I'm sure Frankie wants to see me dead. Or hurt at least, and not in the good way.

Anybody else while we're at it?

Poll Important question!

ooc: Thanks for this link to Guerin!mun

To everyone who I confused on the phone lately by answering it with "Dean?" - I'm sorry. Service has returned to normal now.