It is nice to know that my musings are archived for future generations to see.

I used to write this blog while sitting in Lerner Hall contemplating my fate. Five years later, I find myself in pretty much the same place.

Today I decided I will devote my life to chasing down Crystal Pepsi and the McRib.

So the demoralization continues...the same co-worker who spilled the beans about the new office broke my digital camera today. In my mind I'm like, "dude...do you have it in for me or something?" This woman has been bad news since day one. She says, "I don't understand how it broke." I say, "Dude...you dropped it." Anyhoo...I didn't blow up or ( Read more... )

I had one of those "is this table really here" moments. I was thinking, maybe my coworkers have blogs where they complain about me. That really blew my mind away ( Read more... )

This isn't a job. It's a girlfriend. And I'm not talking about the fun stuff.

I am by no means an avid stamp collector. I did, however, have the pleasure of finding/rediscovering this little jem:


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The inertia of these days seems too great.

I would be such a hardass. "Son, do you know how fast you were going? 56. Do you know the speed limit? 55. I should throw your ass in jail for the night just because you're wearing airforce ones and aviator sunglasses."