I went back to the scene of the crime this morning not because I’m sadomasochistic but because when Goose died, Viper insisted that Maverick get up flying as soon as possible.

Okay well I may not be sadomas, but sure am melodramatic!

I just realized that in the last four days I got to see ALL my favorite girls. Life is good.

(life would be GREAT if I actually had closing skills)

Sometimes the day's news stories coalesce into one... I walked around the office going, "Did you hear Leona Lewis punched some kid... in a hot air balloon?" Also doesn't help that I walk around drunk all afternoon ( Read more... )

Everyone is asking me what I think about KanyeTaylorGate, and the first thing I think is... Who the hell CARES what I think? But since both of my readers asked I’ll share my thought, and it’s a pretty quick one. I like Kanyé and Taylor Swift equally, which is to say I enjoy their music. I don’t know or care if one is a douchebag to the other, that ( Read more... )

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My cleaning lady is singing!! Dusting and vacuuming, she's humming and singing something beautiful en Español!

Her happiness almost convinces me that life is good, and that mine is not a meaningless pointless existence that makes me want to put a gun to my temple every night. Almost.

FML FML FML. Some of you know that I bought a new car in February and it finally came up for its first maintenance, which I went to do today. Everything was supposed to be straightforward: They told me they were going to do an oil change, rotate the tires, and top up the fluids. Hey, speaking of fluids... put a keg of Heineken in there while you’ ( Read more... )

You know what I just realized is a GOOD thing that came out of the Facebook phenomenon... ever since FB took off, I haven't received anymore of those insipid e-cards that retards people used to send out. Holy shit I hated those.

In other news, yesterday I was only awake for 12 hours. It was sooo sweet.

Still no Facebook or Twitter... so stream-of-consciousness-LJ-entry is in order... Entourage premiere was almost as boring as last night's All-star game... Bea is growing up fast... I drink more caffeine than you do... My next house is gonna have an 8-foot basketball hoop so I can do dunks... Can I just have toast with butter and sugar on it for ( Read more... )