jmellothegreat
May 30, 2010 00:02
- 15:15 On not seeing whales in the Inside Passage: "I can't believe there's no damn fish in this damn river. I think we been victim of a ho-ax." #
- 15:16 Also had tea with the hilariously gay makeup designer for the Irish version of "Days of our Lives" #
- 15:17 "Oy, just gimme a wee little pinch on me brown" - drunkenly mocking the tiniest eyebrow
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jmellothegreat
May 01, 2010 00:08
- 18:21 "Your boobs aren't that bad." #
- 18:25 BTW, Rose said that about MY boobs. #
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jmellothegreat
Apr 27, 2010 00:02
- 10:29 So there's a white kid out here who is quoting MLK in protest of Obama and Civil Rights. I can't decide between confusion and irony. #
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jmellothegreat
Apr 16, 2010 00:01
- 11:17 "Ive been with my wife for going on twelve years now, and I honestly can't forswear spending any time with her at all." #
- 11:18 On reviewing in class for a test - "Yeah, I can regurgitate that." #
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jmellothegreat
Apr 07, 2010 00:02
- 16:10 "I love this teacher, 'cept when she cusses us." #
- 22:33 Two weeks ago it was 30 degrees outside, and today it was 75 degrees outside. Therefore, by August it'll be 1100 degrees outside. #
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jmellothegreat
Apr 05, 2010 00:02
- 11:30 Talking about money in easter eggs "Austin has more money than me!" "Well you both have more money than me" "Okay.. Combined?" "No." "Okay." #
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