jmellothegreat
Apr 03, 2010 00:03
- 23:27 I just got a two pound bag of reese's peanut butter eggs, but the bag says snack size, so I'm okay. #
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jmellothegreat
Mar 29, 2010 00:02
- 01:20 In Jesus's Time
Camels were really teeny
and needle's eyes HUGE. via @haikuglennbeck # - 13:40 "When was the last time you saw a Baptist Mexican?" #
- 16:08 "I smell Long John Silver's, but it could just be my feet." #
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jmellothegreat
Mar 28, 2010 00:02
- 00:07 "I'm gonna drive." "No, you're not." "Well turn your headlights on first." #
- 00:12 "Inebriated? My knees are okay.." #
- 00:53 "Terrance Howard is the whitest black guy in hollywood." #
- 01:02 Here's one to think about - Sloth: Patrick
Wrath: Squidward
Greed: Mr. Krabs
Envy: Plankton
Gluttony: Gary
Pride: Sandy
Lust: SpongeBob #
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jmellothegreat
Mar 27, 2010 00:02
- 03:06 "Where's my pimp ship at?" #
- 03:19 "I wish sims got drnk" #
- 12:34 "Dude, I don't know where I put my pants" #
- 14:19 "Burlesque is like ballet with titties" #
- 14:20 "that's unirreleventable!" #
jmellothegreat
Mar 24, 2010 00:03
- 02:24 @ texastessa How do mermaids and mermen make merchildren? I don't see a place for junk or anything. #
- 19:37 "It's like Jesus on an industrial scale." #
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jmellothegreat
Mar 23, 2010 00:04
- 11:33 Health Care Reform -- Finally! Good Job, America. Clinton and Carter have nothing on Barry. #
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jmellothegreat
Mar 08, 2010 00:00
- 03:26 "I just remember coming here to get drunk, and there was carpet. And I came back another night to get drunk and there was no carpet." #
- 04:58 "I broke out the windows and took a baseball bat to a church bus, but I did NOT spraypaint it. That was the other guy." #
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jmellothegreat
Mar 05, 2010 00:04
- 10:35 NWACC Quote of the day: "Basketball players come from the ghetto and the slums, so they understand." #
- 10:39 My marketing book just defined metrosexual - "Yo bro, where's yer bedskirt?" #
- 23:13 "Harvey, ignore all of your school, your almost degree in history, and just write a book about being in the friend zone" ... #
- 23:14 "because you've
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