28 days later

40 year old virgin

300

Absolutely fabulous

Accepted

Ace ventura 2

Across the universe

Airplane

Aladdin

Alice in wonderland

10. Alien 3000

*American psycho

Anchorman

Animal house

Annie

Arrested development

Aqua teen hunger force

Army of darkness

20. Back to the future 1 2 3

Batman

Batman begins

Beauty and the beast
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And then he shaved his eyebrows off.

It will all make sense.

Got to make it all make sense.

Straightlined logic

Even numbered reason

Cans and pills and cigarette packs

Nobody’s home

Electric lights, second sight

fingers shshshake, snapping razor blades in two twotwo

twofoursixeight

No cracks, same steps same foot.

He’s not coming home ( Read more... )

this morning, i woke up and walked over to the bathroom. on my way there i heard noise. at first i thought it was my neighbors or music or something. i realize no. its in my apartment. its people talking. i peek downstairs. i see the tv is on ( Read more... )

Liar paradox

A liar says that he is lying. Are his words true or false?

Take your foot out of your mouth and crawl out of this hole

You dug yourself into

with a backfiring joke and insincere apology.

Hang yourself with your perfection.

The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.

Rally. time to hit the road.

gather books and ( Read more... )

omgomgomg pleasepleaseplease

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"Love" by Beau Sia

I think love is the most beautiful thing
in the world,
and I don't give a fuck,
because I have no original ideas.

I'm a pathetic man
whose goal is to read poetry
in order
to get women
to fall in love with him,
and you'd think I was reprimanding myself
and revealing my horrible dark side
by saying that,
but I was really saying
"women who hear ( Read more... )

last night when i was at the show, i got a call from my parents house at about 11pm. i immediately called my voicemail to found out whats up bc my parents dont call anyone that late ( Read more... )

Let's get fucked up and die ( Read more... )

My car is fixed. It was the starter. Luckily I got it back on Monday after work so I didn’t have to continue driving the focus. Not that I minded, but I am just so used to the civic now that driving the focus was like wearing a freshly starched shirt- all stiff and awkward.

Regardless of what dreu says or thinks, I am not just looking for any ( Read more... )

I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS.

my car is dead. i had to have it towed, and we think its the starter. i found a fucking gray hair which is just a WTF. i hit a squirrel while driving. i hooked up with someone i shouldnt have AGAIN bc i am a dumb drunk idiot who just wants someone to act like they fucking care.