A piece of gold walks in to a bar, the barman says A U get out of here.
One atom says to another, "Oh no! I lost an electron!"
The second atom replies, "Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."
Two atoms are walking in Africa.
One suddenly yells: "Oh no, I lost an electron!"
The other asks "Are you positive?"
The first one replies "Yes, I have AIDS"
A neutron
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