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Jul 06, 2007 12:00

I'm an omega male.

And girls want to fuck omega males, but Omega males never have the time. They're always too busy wrestling with the Egyptian Gods and kicking Thor in the nutsack. In the rare occasion that a girl does sleep with me in between my hobbies of punching a snake in the face or pissing on bears, she never goes back.

Then I ride my pet ( Read more... )

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anonymous July 8 2007, 08:09:58 UTC
I'm an oat meal

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