It's been nine weeks since you people have had the pleasure of ignoring my last entry, so I figured I'd update-give you more material to skim when there's not any hott-pr0n (as all the cool kids say now) to read.

List of random things I've discovered:

+Scissor Sisters-I WUV YOUUUUU. I've only heard a few songs but I've been flailing to them all, in ( Read more... )

Oh, my bed; oh, my water (you can taste the difference, I swear!); oh, my gnome; oh, my squirrel army; oh, my... whatever the hell that thing is...

OK, I'm just naming off random things from my desk (minus the bed and water...), but still, it's so lovely to be hoooome. Hehe, my family is CRAZY.

Here's a few memorable quotes! ::Because you will all ( Read more... )

The House fandom comms. have been going on a frenzy with ZOMBIE stories. I haven't read them (sorry >_>), but I can't avoid them...

I just had a NIGHTMARE about zombies eating unidentified village people in a village I do not live in, with family I am not related, to with some hot ass chick who I did not get to fuck! (Though I did get a kick ass gun ( Read more... )

One minute, you can be innocently  picking through the "Palahniuk" shelf of your local bookstore, and the next you can be pondering over if you're a Messiah, or some shit.

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OK, OK, I've been reading Fight Club and I've never seen the movie ( Read more... )

I swear it, Tom gave me AIDS! (even though I'm not completely sure what happens when you get it o.o)

OK, I was innocently going to get my lunch, and he shoved by me, I shove him back, he pushes me, I deck him in the mouth. He cries, I go red with fear and consistently apologize. Everyone laughed at him because his tooth was bleeding, and I was ( Read more... )

Well, I just figured out how to change the layouts on LJ, and I'm quite proud!

I've also made a fanfic journal, kniftee_fic, so it will be easier to keep up with all my fics. I haven't gotten all of them over there, I'm still working on it, but new posts of mine will be redirected there. By the way, if anyone actually knows how to do it I'd be happy to ( Read more... )