I'M BACK FROM ARKANSAS! (And it's so good to use my own toilet)
Oh, my bed; oh, my water (you can taste the difference, I swear!); oh, my gnome; oh, my squirrel army; oh, my... whatever the hell that thing is...
OK, I'm just naming off random things from my desk (minus the bed and water...), but still, it's so lovely to be hoooome. Hehe, my family is CRAZY.
Here's a few memorable quotes! ::Because you will all enjoy them...?::
The Cake:
Mom: There's only a few pieces left...
Grandma: Andy (Uncle)! Save a few, I want to take them back home!!
Andy: *to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody"* MAMA! Don't take the cake!
(The entire rest of the night is used for making an entire song out of carrot cake and Queen)
Naked Pictures of Famous People:
Grandpa: Now, tell me more about that book you were gonna get... Who was it by,"Stewart"?
Me: Oh, it's this older one of his. It's just a lot of short stories... I've heard it was funny.
Andy: Oh, that one?
Me: Yeh.
Andy: I'll be glad when that guy runs for president.
Me: *giggle* I'd vote for him!!
Grandma: Isn't he that idiot on The Daily Show?
Me: Yea
Grandma: I don't think I'd want him as a president, he just makes jokes.
Andy: No, he'd be good. I bet he will, ya know, when he gets older. I... I think I'd vote for him!
Me: I WOULD.
Grandma: *ponder* He's already got grey on his temples, how much longer until he's "older"?
Pirates of the Caribbean Matinee:
*Johnny Depp comes into view*
Me and Kiba (cousin): OH! JOHNNY DEPP! *ogle*
Everyone: *stares at us awkwardly*
~
*Kieth Richards comes into view*
Mom: OH! KIETH RICHARDS! *ogle*
Everyone: *stares at her awkwardly*
Scary Stories in a Tent:
Andy: And he was half moose, and half man!
Mom, Me, Cousin #2, Kiba, Aunt (sister to Mom and Andy): *fake scared noises, flails on top of each other*
Mooseman (grandpa outside the tent): *shakes tent around awkwardly*
Mom, Me, Cousin #2, Kiba, Aunt: *squeal*
Andy: Apparently he's in heat too!
Cousin #2: *gets hit in the head with what everyone expects is a hand*
Me: THAT'S NOT HIS HOOF!
Me and Kiba: *giggle*
Andy: *gets hit too*
Kiba: THAT'S NOT HIS ANTLER!
As you can tell, we are out of our minds, if only I could remember more of it. My grandpa has it all on video tape though, I'm sure it's not the last I'll hear of this vacation >_>
OK, I'm just naming off random things from my desk (minus the bed and water...), but still, it's so lovely to be hoooome. Hehe, my family is CRAZY.
Here's a few memorable quotes! ::Because you will all enjoy them...?::
The Cake:
Mom: There's only a few pieces left...
Grandma: Andy (Uncle)! Save a few, I want to take them back home!!
Andy: *to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody"* MAMA! Don't take the cake!
(The entire rest of the night is used for making an entire song out of carrot cake and Queen)
Naked Pictures of Famous People:
Grandpa: Now, tell me more about that book you were gonna get... Who was it by,"Stewart"?
Me: Oh, it's this older one of his. It's just a lot of short stories... I've heard it was funny.
Andy: Oh, that one?
Me: Yeh.
Andy: I'll be glad when that guy runs for president.
Me: *giggle* I'd vote for him!!
Grandma: Isn't he that idiot on The Daily Show?
Me: Yea
Grandma: I don't think I'd want him as a president, he just makes jokes.
Andy: No, he'd be good. I bet he will, ya know, when he gets older. I... I think I'd vote for him!
Me: I WOULD.
Grandma: *ponder* He's already got grey on his temples, how much longer until he's "older"?
Pirates of the Caribbean Matinee:
*Johnny Depp comes into view*
Me and Kiba (cousin): OH! JOHNNY DEPP! *ogle*
Everyone: *stares at us awkwardly*
~
*Kieth Richards comes into view*
Mom: OH! KIETH RICHARDS! *ogle*
Everyone: *stares at her awkwardly*
Scary Stories in a Tent:
Andy: And he was half moose, and half man!
Mom, Me, Cousin #2, Kiba, Aunt (sister to Mom and Andy): *fake scared noises, flails on top of each other*
Mooseman (grandpa outside the tent): *shakes tent around awkwardly*
Mom, Me, Cousin #2, Kiba, Aunt: *squeal*
Andy: Apparently he's in heat too!
Cousin #2: *gets hit in the head with what everyone expects is a hand*
Me: THAT'S NOT HIS HOOF!
Me and Kiba: *giggle*
Andy: *gets hit too*
Kiba: THAT'S NOT HIS ANTLER!
As you can tell, we are out of our minds, if only I could remember more of it. My grandpa has it all on video tape though, I'm sure it's not the last I'll hear of this vacation >_>