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Nov 29, 2005 01:54

DONT BUY RED ABSOLUTE VODKA... it is lies upon lies upon lies!

not only is it not actually red, it tastes like the inside of an ass AND it may or may not have STDs... i think it is pregnant.

that is all

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i_heart_turkey November 29 2005, 05:09:47 UTC
that stuff is like the same price as smirnoff double black (7%) yet that stuff is only like 5%.

i know id rather drink the 7%!!!!

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jiggity_jag November 29 2005, 05:28:50 UTC
you buy absolte in bottles and it is awesome... usually

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i_heart_turkey November 29 2005, 05:29:39 UTC
p.s I GOT INTO UNI!!!!! =D

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jiggity_jag November 29 2005, 05:30:32 UTC
good work! what course?

are you going to take armidale?

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anonymous November 29 2005, 05:12:20 UTC
"this sucks, i didnt read it but by the sheer length i can tell it sucks"

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jiggity_jag November 29 2005, 05:29:42 UTC
i hate you

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anonymous November 29 2005, 05:31:34 UTC
shove it
bitch

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jiggity_jag November 29 2005, 05:35:17 UTC
*shove shove*

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sniper_24 November 29 2005, 11:53:52 UTC
it tastes like the inside of an ass
You really can't stop with those sorts of comments, can you? hahahaha.
Back to the point though, is that the raspberry one? I've had some of that before and it's strong as hell! I didn't like it at all :( And this is me not liking alcohol... yes it does happen. Occasionally.

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jiggity_jag November 29 2005, 12:16:42 UTC
what is wrong with that comment? just imagine how bad the inside of someones ass would taste, everyone can relate and it paints a disgusting image... so i think that it appropriately describes the alcohol in question.

meanwhile, yeah its the rasberry stuff - im gald you agree, i thought i had just lost my vodka consuming abilities.

now i think it is time i went to the toilet... and made sure that i told you about it... eh... eh

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mongrelcats December 5 2005, 11:45:01 UTC
isnt it whatwe enjoyed at joshes 18th... especially the flashing cup whilst looking over the top of the glass at the horizon??

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jiggity_jag December 6 2005, 01:51:23 UTC
ermmmm, by "we" do you mean you and i? because i dont remember such shinanigans. UNLESS we really were enjoying it which would lead to me not remembering it.

p.s. sup? i havn't talked to you in ages! are you 18?

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