(Untitled)

[jiggity_jag]

DONT BUY RED ABSOLUTE VODKA... it is lies upon lies upon lies!

not only is it not actually red, it tastes like the inside of an ass AND it may or may not have STDs... i think it is pregnant.

that is all

Comments

[sniper_24]

it tastes like the inside of an ass
You really can't stop with those sorts of comments, can you? hahahaha.
Back to the point though, is that the raspberry one? I've had some of that before and it's strong as hell! I didn't like it at all :( And this is me not liking alcohol... yes it does happen. Occasionally.

[jiggity_jag]

what is wrong with that comment? just imagine how bad the inside of someones ass would taste, everyone can relate and it paints a disgusting image... so i think that it appropriately describes the alcohol in question.

meanwhile, yeah its the rasberry stuff - im gald you agree, i thought i had just lost my vodka consuming abilities.

now i think it is time i went to the toilet... and made sure that i told you about it... eh... eh

[mongrelcats]

isnt it whatwe enjoyed at joshes 18th... especially the flashing cup whilst looking over the top of the glass at the horizon??

[jiggity_jag]

ermmmm, by "we" do you mean you and i? because i dont remember such shinanigans. UNLESS we really were enjoying it which would lead to me not remembering it.

p.s. sup? i havn't talked to you in ages! are you 18?

[mongrelcats]

i meant me and lee lol

hey timmy!! i havnt seen yah in aaaaaaages.... come to my 18th my actual bday is on th 12th dec.. but party is on 16th.. everyone else who reads this, knows me and who doesnt arealdy have an invite. this is directed at you too

[jiggity_jag]

is it at your house?

ill be there... or be square :)