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[jiggity_jag]

DONT BUY RED ABSOLUTE VODKA... it is lies upon lies upon lies!

not only is it not actually red, it tastes like the inside of an ass AND it may or may not have STDs... i think it is pregnant.

that is all

Comments

[anonymous]

"this sucks, i didnt read it but by the sheer length i can tell it sucks"

[jiggity_jag]

i hate you

[anonymous]

shove it
bitch

[jiggity_jag]

*shove shove*

[anonymous]

keep up with the comments gramps..
delete these and i'll delete you

[jiggity_jag]

HAHAHAHA, its not my fault you aren't even old enough to buy/consume alcohol you young... hooligan?

I WILL DELETE WHAT I WANT TO DELETE
except for your comments... please dont hurt me

[anonymous]

i consume alcomahol.
my muffins were splendid, now i have to work out why i was making them at 12am in the morning. my shift at work just finished at 12:30 tonight.. its messing with my bodyclock.

i ran into her on computer camp, not sure i had my commodore 64 had to score.
my name is Judy, that's a nice name.

[jiggity_jag]

Did you get in her pants? SHES NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL BOOGER

SUPPLY MEANS SUPPLY
it is never too late (or early) to make muffins!... save me one.

tell your body clock that i want to fight it