Mother: DId you hear about Anna Nicole's son?
Me: Yeah, he's dead.
Mother: From what?
Me: I dunno, embarassment?

Someone tell me why I can't be happy and allow those who I care about to be happy.

I suck at being a friend, I'm absolutely miserable at it.

Not to mention my abandonment issues.

I need therapy.

Does Captain Morgan moonlight as a shrink?

Conversations at work:

After I growl/scowl/glare at one of our grocery managers
Grocery manager: You sure are grumpy.
Me: Yup. Didn't they tell you that shit at your orientation?
Coworker: They told me
Grocery manager: *dumbfounded look*
Me: *goes back to unloading truck*

Female coworker is blabbing on about something I don't care about.Me: Your ( Read more... )

Don't get me wrong, I love Hed PE. But how the hell can they have a Greatest Hits album? Explain this to me. How can a band, which hasn't had ANY hits, have greatest hits? I'm confused.

Fuck you Jive. Fuck you and your republican bullshit nonsense.

No more Moonkin :(

But, Swiftmend is the roxxorz.

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A few quick things:

1. I wish David Blaine had drown.
2. Sitting in the front yard of your friend's house while drinking is a great way to waste an evening.
3. The new Tool CD sounds different while you're drunk.

01) Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me ( Read more... )

Downside: The partyh I was ag got busted.

Upsdie: I was half passed out under neath a truck and didn't have to blow. I would have broekn their little machine. I'm soooooo wasted. On a scale from one to ten, I'm elevently betillion. WHEEE! Jenn isn't on. this isn't fair. I need someone to horaass.

WHEEE