soo.. it's been a while ( Read more... )

And another thing ( Read more... )

Good thing it's 2006.

Otherwise, I might think that people still believed that a Solar Eclipse was fucking demonic activitya big WTF, mate from me. Yes, I'm so puzzled my normal sane self gets a drop kick to the balls and it takes my inner Austrailian to finish my thoughts for me. You don't have one? Well um anyway ( Read more... )

Apparently Wal-Mart wants to attract more upscale customers. They're tired of people like me who aren't poor at all, aren't rich either, but only go to WM rarely and when I do, only for shit like bagels, cream cheese, and hot sauce. Nothing with a profit margin, really ( Read more... )

After reading about Star Jones today, I'm fucking sick to death of people who flaunt and demand attention and act all proud of something they didn't even do. She lost weight, yes, because she butchered her digestive system. Anyone can do that. And I guess she has boobs now since she paid for those. Wow, go you! you should be proud ( Read more... )

Monday night I had to open a bunch of windows because it was getting wayyy too warm in the house.

Then the next morning I had to throw on my coat because I was getting a few snowflakes on me.

Today? Snow all over my car. Yeah, my sinuses love this shit

Since I crashed on my buddy's (amisplacedphile, and I'm not linking because I can't remember how and I don't care) couch for some reason (memory ended earlier in the night), I somehow managed to avoid the evil hangover fairy since she visited my house and I wasn't there ( Read more... )

The Big Lebowski is almost perfect.

That is all, please don't keep dropping off, friends.

:D

I see that Exxon made TEN BILLION in profits. Last Quarter. 10,000,000,000. Lotta zeroes. For the year I think it was 37 BILLION ( Read more... )

When I was in grade school I once got yelled at for "not smiling." They said "you know it takes a lot more muscles to frown than it does to smile." Being the way I am I replied with "Well it takes almost no muscles to keep a straight face." They didn't like that smartass remark ( Read more... )