Zach: Would you ever lick a toad?
Me: No.
Zach: Never?
Me: No, dude.
Zach: ...Would you be mad if I licked a toad?
Me: Yes.
Zach: What if it was uh...a certain kind of...
Me: Zach I know what kind of toad you mean, and no, you shouldn't lick it.
Zach: ...okay.

What is it that I do to deserve these things? I would love to know, so that I can stop doing it.

1750 words in three hours. I don't know if it can be done, goddamn it, but I'm going to try. I stole my laptop from home. Zach is going to be so confused.

This is what you get when you google I Love Zach. Just in case any of you were out there, wondering, tearing your hair out, with no access to a computer. Or perhaps access to a computer and two broken arms. Anyway, please shoot me immediately if I am seen wearing a shirt like the one pictured in the lovely link I have provided ( Read more... )

Sometimes I feel bad because I know more about Dreamweaver than my teacher, and I haven't even used this program extensively, or indeed, more than once ( Read more... )

I called my laptop Batman when I got the chance to name it on setup, because I'm a huge nerd. Because I'm an even huger nerd I also have Batman wallpaper. My old laptop was called Superman, but it now dead. Maybe the name of a different, more awesome superhero can save this one from Superman's fate? Only time will tell.

So basically what I love ( Read more... )

Sooooo sexxxxyyyy my precciooouss.

...More later.

I have decided to devote my life to accumulating expensive electronics. I just ordered a new laptop to replace my shitty dead fucked up DELL system. It's very fancy, and best of all on sale for $400 off the normal price. It's a multitasking machine, baby! I'm a little iffy on the brand (Gateway) but another "workhorse" laptop of theirs ended up in ( Read more... )

It's that time of year of course for the annual Christmas haul list post ( Read more... )

Karyn started crying in class again. That I have to type the word 'again' depresses me ( Read more... )