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[jelloink]

Zach: Would you ever lick a toad?
Me: No.
Zach: Never?
Me: No, dude.
Zach: ...Would you be mad if I licked a toad?
Me: Yes.
Zach: What if it was uh...a certain kind of...
Me: Zach I know what kind of toad you mean, and no, you shouldn't lick it.
Zach: ...okay.