This Anus Scene, It's An Arms Race

[jedusaur]

Bandslash, NC-17, ~2700 words. All possible pairing permutations of Pete, Gabe, Brendon, and Gerard, plus bonus Patrick, William, Ryan, Frank, and Amanda Palmer. (Not even gonna TRY to make a Venn diagram for this one.) Credit to projectyl for the title, reni_days for the suggestion of using it for a porn AU, and verbyna for informing me of the existence of the term "

Comments

[halfeatenmoon]

This thing is glorious. I've never been into the porn AU thing much but you get just the right note of weird in this, especially with Amanda. Wacky porn genius! And the rest of them just stand there and go "I don't know, she just TURNS UP, what can you do?"

[jedusaur]

I am not really into porn AUs either! But my boyfriend made this pun and someone else said I should use it for a pornverse and I was like, "...dammit. Yeah, I really should." Soooo this happened. XD I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[desert_neon]

Like Douglas Adams, the studio understands the universal utility of towels, and keeps them handy in just about every room. Gabe snags one from the stack by the door and spreads it on a chair before sitting down, a habit he refused to develop until Frank applied his Rutgers-acquired knowledge of operant conditioning and a well-placed dusting of itching powder to the problem.

Oh my god, I laughed so hard starting here, and pretty much didn't stop. This was great!

[jedusaur]

Thank you!

[gala_apples]

I feel like my flailing on aim better describes my thoughts:

galafruit 11:31 pm
LOL GERARD/PETE FURRIES
CANNOT EVEN
HAHHAHAHAH

j 11:31 pm
:-)

and

galafruit 11:32 pm
oh lord, i love crack pwps

r 11:32 pm
ahahah
like?

galafruit 11:32 pm
laughing while there is gay sex in the background, it's the perfect combination
oh, this is a gerard/pete furries thing

r 11:32 pm
AHAHAHA

I mean, I enjoyed the rest of it, but that scene just made the whole fic for me.

[jedusaur]

It's not a PWP! It has a plot! It's a ridiculously stupid plot, but it's totally a plot. XD

[sydneysconverse]

*blinks* Oh my Goodness. I love Pornstar!AU fics. And holy Jesus. Kazoos? Amanda and her Peeps? Yes, the whole time I read this, I was like, 'eep. eeeeeeeeep. holyfishsticks!' WELL DONE.

[jedusaur]

Thanks, glad you enjoyed it!

[left_of_weir]

This gave me my first laugh of the day. Thank you. :D

[jedusaur]

Thank you for commenting! :)