This Anus Scene, It's An Arms Race

[jedusaur]

Bandslash, NC-17, ~2700 words. All possible pairing permutations of Pete, Gabe, Brendon, and Gerard, plus bonus Patrick, William, Ryan, Frank, and Amanda Palmer. (Not even gonna TRY to make a Venn diagram for this one.) Credit to projectyl for the title, reni_days for the suggestion of using it for a porn AU, and verbyna for informing me of the existence of the term "

Comments

[monkey_pie]

LAUGHING FOREVER! thank you.

[jedusaur]

You are welcome, and thanks for the comment!

[isweedan]

YOU DELIGHT ME. A++ use of Amanda Palmer. A++

Love this so much, it made me lol like a mad thing.

[jedusaur]

Thank you! Yeah, I'm trying to think about bandom girls more--there aren't all that many who are actually in bandom instead of just being girlfriends/wives, but there's Amanda and LynZ and Ashlee and Janelle Monae (for whom Patrick Stump clearly has a big ol' musical hardon, according to his twitter). I'm writing a prison AU featuring them, called "Testosterone Girls & Harlequin Boys." :P

[xstarlesscity]

i have actually never read anything so wonderful in my life i want to cry from how amazing this is oh my fucking lord i am dying

[jedusaur]

Glad you liked it!

[maevele]

This is my favorite crack ever.

[jedusaur]

Glad you liked it!

[jedusaur]

Thank you! :D Gerard and Frank would totes do the cuddle porn. They act all badass and growly but they are in reality puffballs.