Guys Who Can Kiss Upside Down In The Rain

[jedusaur]

Bandslash, NC-17, ~1150 words. Frank/Pedicone. Written for the Get Pedicone Some meme. Title from Weird Al Yankovic's "Ode to a Superhero."

A/N: I am not 100% certain this sex position is possible. Whatever. Fuck real life.

Comments

[desert_neon]

Dude! That last line had me literally laughing out loud!

I love this, from the way Frank stays loyal to Bob but loves and accepts his new climbing rock, to the actual, creative, hot sex.

It hurts Frank a little and turns him on a lot. That sounds like Frank, doesn't it? *love*

Well done!

[jedusaur]

ahahaha wth is your icon? he's like FRANK-ENSTEIN

...I mean, thank you! XD

[desert_neon]

It's from Na Na Na! I love the way the mask is what you see first, and you have to look for Frank. :)

And you're welcome!

[jedusaur]

Whaaat? That's in the actual video? When? Clearly I have not watched it enough times!

[draconic_girl]

"You wanna tap this?" inquires Frank, because subtlety is for wimps and people who do not adequately prioritize immediate sex.

THIS LINE!!! THIS LINE, was totally my favourite... and then the last few lines as well :)

But yeah, loved this :) It just all worked (how the story was paced) with Frank's thoughts about who to climb and about drummers etc. Great fic!!

[jedusaur]

Seriously, who wants to tiptoe around the subject when they could be having ORGASMS? XD Thanks!

[x_dark_siren_x]

Currently in the middle of a sugar crash - so obviously the Dr Pepper at 12am was a bad idea - but dude, this is hilarious. :DDD I especially love Frank's loyalty to Bob - mainly because, uh, yes, thank you it's not that Bob's not awesome and we don't miss him, but Pedicone is doing a pretty damn fine job... Ugh, I have issues with this that aren't even really to do with this band, except for in overlap - and the dialogue. And uh, the fact that Pedicone can apparently fuck him senseless. :DDD Oh yes, that is a big plus in my book.

Shutting up now. >.<.

[jedusaur]

Glad you liked it! I'm having a lot of fun with this Pedicone meme. :)

[bebunny]

This is the first Pedicone fic I'll have commented on. I'm in the Frank/Bob camp, what with it being my OTP and whatnot, but I love your Frank! He's ballsy and smarmy and a little shit. Awesome.

I love that you got creative with the position, who cares if it works in real life or not, it's white hot!

:D

[jedusaur]

I'm glad you stepped outside your comfort zone for my fic. Thanks for the comment!

Lack of Bob vs. Hotsome sex

[thefinished]

Dude. I feel so conflicted right now.

I mean, I love Bob and miss him alot but...this fic. It's warming the little cockles in my heart. Which is kind of weird because really dirty sex doesn't exactly warm my heart but rather, other body parts that I'd rather not talk about.

[insert awkwardly placed paragraph about devotion and heart warming here]

Re: Lack of Bob vs. Hotsome sex

[jedusaur]

I am glad that you found the sex hotsome. XD