EXCELLENT!
Using dis new microscope I actually CAN see my popularity ratings in da polls!

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I don't see what is so hARD to underSTAND about DIS! Look, I hexplain it to you for da one more time ( Read more... )

DAMMIT, YELTSIN! DAT'S DHE LAST TIME YOU EVER GET ME WITH DAT "PULL MY FINGER" GAG!!!

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"Hahahahah!!!! Look at those two stupid looking DIPSHITS in that window!!!

....what? MIRROR!?"

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zN1⁄4?4ING you, Vancouver darned well BEDDER get da 2010 weenter hOlympic games! I've been savING up your tax monEY for EARS to bribe doze sleazy hOlympic hOfficials ( Read more... )

What's everybody gedding so EXCITED about!?
I said I was going to re-tire in EIGHTEEN *cough*years*cough, in the year two tousand and *cough*twenty*cough four! So stop buggering me aboud dat already...

I tink I'll go away and spend some more of your money now.... tank you berry much.

*snicker*

I go PEE now.

(Joe Clarke's hoffice is empty...)

Hee hee hee!

I've been waiting to do dis for EARS!

*sneeks down the hall*

I always have to LAUGH when I see dis. It remind me of a giant dildo.

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Yet anudder opinion poll ( Read more... )

*Peeks out from underneath the blankets ( Read more... )