this is the century of business, and now jay the pirate is a business by the good graces of our Lord. business cards to be printed soon, sign up now to get yours today!

for those of you who will one day read this, here is something that you can take from my experiences if you like. no matter what kind of day, week, month, year or decade you've had, if it was bad, don't take it out on the ones you love. it'll make you feel like an asshole. but when you have someone who is understanding and loves you as much as ( Read more... )

i think the best thing about being a cop is breaking up a fight.... using cap-stun is great fun and the best part is, it works on animals too! only the mean ones though. i think i'll let my kids get sprayed once just to see how they like it..... is that wrong? oh well, back to work

hey, i don't know anyone on this damn thing! i hope i can cuss on this thing without too much trouble.... i'm already wanted on the high seas(corny, i know). so, work is the most awesome thing ever, next to this girl that i know, because i get to help people, and when they're jack-offs, i get to arrest them. how cool is that?! so, i stay with ( Read more... )