(fart noise)
hey, i don't know anyone on this damn thing! i hope i can cuss on this thing without too much trouble.... i'm already wanted on the high seas(corny, i know). so, work is the most awesome thing ever, next to this girl that i know, because i get to help people, and when they're jack-offs, i get to arrest them. how cool is that?! so, i stay with my first mate, dirk, and we try and stay in as much trouble as possible, within the confines of the law of course. i was gonna post this picture of a drunk girl doing push-up's during our st. patty's day party, but i can't 'cuz of some stupid internet lingo crap. anyway, that's it for now.... going to go see the best girl in the world.