First Headshot [video]

[jarate_master]

*Sniper's fiddling with the communicator, obviously trying to figure out just how it works. He assumes the little blinking light on it means it's working...somehow. He's mostly giving it a funny look.*...This is somethin' I'd expect Engie t'make. Don't have a bloody clue wot this is or where th'ell I am. More snow'n those bloody mountain BLU stuck

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[rules_the_north]

Y' 're 'n Discedo.

[jarate_master]

In where now, mate?

[rules_the_north]

Discedo.

[jarate_master]

Isn't really tellin' me much.

[meet_the_scout]

'ey, whad'ja do, leave to switch teams?! I'm still here, man, where the hell a'you? Ah crap you prob'ly don't even remember-

[jarate_master]

Scout, that you? I don't 'ave a bloody clue wot you're on about...Then again, that's normal.

Who else is 'ere?

[meet_the_scout]

Can't be nobody else!

Uuuh, jus' me an' Sahge I think. There was a REDneck, a chicken shit and Nazi here before but they're all gone. Uh, no offense on that whole "chicken shit" thing...

[jarate_master]

None taken, for th'moment. I think you'd do better t'shut your mouth, anyway.

Video!

[defendnhills]

[Soldier stares you down.]

You a Spy?

Video!

[jarate_master]

Wot? Y'want me t'use one'a my weapons t'prove I'm not?

OH GOD, oh so late, life, sorry, sorry!

[defendnhills]

Now THAT is the Sniper I know! Not some weak wristed RED maggot with a pea shooter!

[There's a pause as Soldier is distracted by Scout's commotion behind him]

YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IN I AM, PRIVATE! [He straightens his helmet and goes towards the door. He's up to his thighs in snow before he realizes he has no idea where Sniper is.]

CORPORAL! Report your position IMMEDIATELY!

IT HAPPENS! IT'S COOL~

[jarate_master]

*Sniper mutters something to himself and shakes his head*

I told th'Scout already...Ingles.

[witchoftheweek]

Please read

[jarate_master]

That clears things up...Sorta.

[witchoftheweek]

Any questions?

[jarate_master]

Nope, not at th'moment. I take it some'a th'critters 'round 'ere can be eaten, right?

[spectrophobic]

Blue?

[jarate_master]

BLU. Builder's League United. If y'dunno wot that is, then I'm not gonna bother explainin' it.

[spectrophobic]

Ooh, BLU. Sounds like some kind of union...

Tch. I don't think I even care to know, if you're flashing around that kind of attitude!

[jarate_master]

Don't like talkin' too much'n it'd take too bloody much time t'explain it.