The night before last I had a dream that the remaining members of Queen asked me to play guitar for them at an upcoming concert. Of course I agreed, despite the fact that the only cord I know how to play is g. Anyway, so they were like "Great, we'll get you some leather pants." (Which, by the way, showed my entire ass) Back at the concert they ( Read more... )

Well, our grandmother died this morning. So, I guess that Sammy's memorial service will have to be postponed, as we are flying out to Georgia on Friday night. We will be back maybe Wednesday or so. I don't know how to end this post. That's it, I guess.

I'm lonely. I want some friends.

I had written a longer post that explained that I'm not unhappy or anything, but I erased it. It was too long and kind of repetitive. Long story short, I am very happy overall. Conan is wonderful, but he's not enough. I want some friends goddammit!

So, Conan and I have been married for 7 weeks today. I know you are all dying to hear how married life is and let me tell you... it's not that great. I'm just joshing. It's been gangbusters! If the first year of marriage is really supposed to be the hardest year, then Conan and I are golden ( Read more... )

This is a birthday party invitation to everyone on my friends list!

Saturday, August 5, around 9 or 10pm
Caves Lounge

Be there or be square.

Ok kids. Everyone have a good time today and tomorrow at the bachelor party. But, be safe and be good. That means no hookers and no crazy Footloose-style car to car jumping. Deal? Also, I want Conan coming back to me in one piece, un-tainted, and un-brainwashed! Stop trying to talk him out of it! It's too late! I'm just kidding, you guys can ( Read more... )

So, would you guys rather my sister go to school, or get a second job? She seems to think that because she is not exactly sure what she wants to do with herself degree wise, then going to school would be a waste of time. Even though she always complains that she is not qualified to do anything else but Barnes and Noble. Wouldn't going back to ( Read more... )

Anyone that made me a super awesome wedding reception cd mix, I need those sometime this week. Wade, I'm looking in your direction. I got Annie's from her yesterday and it's totally righteous! Thank you, Annie! To the ladies, if you happen to have an old simple silver necklace, may I borrow it? I still need something old for the wedding. That ( Read more... )

Ok, so most of you guys know that I am getting married in less than two months but, most of you may not know that Conan and I are going to be supplying our own music. I'm sure we will have a variety of music playing, however, if there is anything in particular that you would like to hear then please make me a mix (it doesn't necessarily have to be ( Read more... )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WADE ( Read more... )