Remind me never again to hunt for cockroaches with my father ( Read more... )

Oh my god.

Just came home from watching Sweeney Todd with le Christine ( Read more... )

Did my mom just phone the security guard and lecture the maids not to have sex with each other and never to ride in the passenger's seat because it would give them feelings?? She's so silly. Just because she's unhappy and has had sex probably five times ever (I have four siblings, she does it for the country) doesn't mean that EVERYONE ELSE AROUND ( Read more... )

Today was the first Great Day of 2008. I really should start doing these things; when the year's over and I think it was a bust, I can go back to these entries and marvel at the awesome days I had... and think "damn this year really did suck, look how far back they were". Or be filled with thanksgiving. Whichever ( Read more... )

My Very Cool Yet Stylishly Practical Aunt Joyce from Pittsburgh (the one who ran away to the USA to marry her non-Asian college sweetie and make infuriatingly attractive biracial babies with) got me a Brookstone wobble clock named BobWords cannot express how much I adore her, and Bob ( Read more... )

Just a drive-by ( Read more... )

Hola (not holla because sometimes I feel Spanish, not Ghaytto), 18788 tagged me for the Pet Peeves meme and omg he so totally should have NOT.

1. Stupid bitches on escalators who count to five before stepping onto the platform. It is an ESCALATOR, hop on and just stand there and if you get caught it's because you were wearing Crocs, or a dumbass, or both ( Read more... )

so i suppose mentioning that I MIGHT be getting a free ticket to see the spice girls when they come to sydney, watching them from the corporate box and getting to meet and party with them after, is really going to make your day that much worse... isn't it??

Gee, I don't know.

Do you know what? The best way to know if your parents care is to develop a fever and headache and basically fall into bed, and then be told to get up five times until they finally get what "i haf a fevur" means, and then get told, well get some medicine in the cabinet then ( Read more... )