Actual conversation :
"The steak is fine, but they diddnt marinate it."
"We don't do that here. I'm suprised you haven't figured this out yet."
One minute re-enactment of Morris eating :
Raise eyebrow at steak. Prod. Prod with fork. Prod in different place. Slice tiny bit off edge. Inspect meat on fork. Eat. Flip steak over. Turn it around. Prod.
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