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check!
I can strike "watch a guy break a pool stick over another guy's head" from my list of shit I need to see before I die.
not that it was on the list in the first place, but I can still check it off. -
steampunk wedding
Jeff got married today.
Congratulations, you glorious bastard.
Keep on runnin'. -
a night in the bizarre social life of the "Alan"
[The scene: late-night. a porch in mid-summer Alabama. three 20-somethings sit on various chairs, holding drinks befitting their age. A phone rings.]
Girl: Oh, shit, it's Double-D.
Guy #1: Hand it over, baby.
[Girl hands phone to Guy #1]
Guy #1: Bebe's phone.
[unintelligible discussion]Guy #1: Cheesey-fries and a burger? You must have the ( Read more... ) -
role reversal
I met a guy at a bar tonight.
I asked him what he did for fun.
He answered,
"I'm boring;
I don't really do anything."
I was three sheets to the wind,
but still not drunk enough
not to appreciate the irony. -
dancin' fool...
tonight, at Eagan's, a girl called me, "a white boy with moves."
I thought it was hilarious. I thought I'd share. =P -
"I've been 'fraid of changin'..."
I sang "Smells Like Teen Spirit" at a Karaoke bar a few nights ago.
My voice broke a couple times during the song.
I think Kurt would have approved.
. . .
Also, I got this girl's number. I have no clue what to do with it. (I mean, I know what the protocol is, here, I'm just fucking paralyzed with fear.) -
"you can check out any time you like"
our failures
rise up
to meet us.
we make
our own
prisons. -
shit...
"This is why good things just fall into your lap, and I just push people away."
All I do is hurt good people. -
ur doin' it wrong!
a girl asked me to dance tonight.
i told her i didn't like the song that was playing.
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