I am officially declaring myself insane. Thank you.

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"Insanity: A perfect, rational adjustment to an insane world" -R.D. Lang

this is a poem called "THE FINAL INSPECTION ( Read more... )

So I'm taking a pole ( Read more... )

Alright everyone, the time has come for Me to clean out the LJ. There are some things that I want to start posting and I neither want to spam anyone's journal who is not interested, nor do I want everything I am preparing to say to be read by people who are less than concerned. It's really for the better on both ends. I am seriously thinking about ( Read more... )

The proper term is "smite evil" not "bump uglies".

Thank you.

How to make a jade_elephant
Ingredients:

5 parts jealousy

1 part brilliance

5 parts ego
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

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so my brother is talking about how he is thinking about going to community college because that is "what all my friends are doing". now, though my brother is a very unique and special individual he is also quite socially main stream as far as i am concerned. so i asked him, jokingly, "do you do everything your friends do?" ans he replies, in all ( Read more... )