back from the dead.

[jacynda_rocks]

friday i had the first and hopefully last surgery of my life, and it sucked big fucking balls, and recovery sucks as well.
i am angry about it, i don't have time for this, and i can't have sex for a month.
it hurts to sit, it hurts to stand, it hurts to walk, it hurts to pee, it hurts to laugh, it hurts to cry, it hurts to cough, it hurts to shift

Comments

[the_rat_bat]

jesus, dollface.

morphine really doesn't do much except take the outer edge off the pain, and sometimes it doesn't even do that - just makes you itchy and crazy. are you on percs now?

[jacynda_rocks]

yes ma'am. they make me weird.

[the_rat_bat]

good good...they'll definitely help more than morphine, because of all the tylenol in em.

they make everyone weird. believe me, i know. usually, when people call in for them, they can't even remember their first name, and then magically, they start wanting me to fill out disability papers....

it's that perc werk!

[jacynda_rocks]

so how does more tylenol help? learn me jingle jangle.

[sphacelate]

like the new layout newb, good look for you.

[jacynda_rocks]

my layout is poppin :P

[doctor_frank]

Eek, here's wishing you a speedy recovery :)

It's really shitty about your lip ring, though.

[jacynda_rocks]

thanks man.

i know, i need to get it redone i guess but i wonder if a piercer cuts you off after they have to repierce you so many times? i honestly can't recall how many times i have had my lip done.

[doctor_frank]

I thought they'd love it that they get so much repeat custom :)

[jacynda_rocks]

yeah, especially when i'm the customer! i bring them petros.