back from the dead.
friday i had the first and hopefully last surgery of my life, and it sucked big fucking balls, and recovery sucks as well.
i am angry about it, i don't have time for this, and i can't have sex for a month.
it hurts to sit, it hurts to stand, it hurts to walk, it hurts to pee, it hurts to laugh, it hurts to cry, it hurts to cough, it hurts to shift my body an inch to the left.
fuck.
this.
shit.
they didn't tell me to take out my lip ring before i came in, we couldn't get it off with the shitty pliers they had there, so the nurse had to cut it off and she took part of my lip with it:
the inside is purple as fuck. that fucker pinched me soooo many times, and it cut me after each pinch.
before they put me out they gave me oxygen. i'm not really sure why, i think it may have been to calm me down because i did get a little wiggy after the lip ring thing [it HURT] and also after my nurse put my iv in, gave me medicine that stung, then announced that she was looking at the wrong chart. i didn't yell or anything, but i'm sure i had a very noticeable look of panic on my face.
and then i woke up yelling [whoops] and the nurses fumbled around for about 45 minutes until my doctor came in and told them to give me a double dose of morphine [holla] as he told me about how bad my life was going to suck for the next few weeks.
i was disappointed in the morphine. it didn't completely mask the pain and it didn't fuck me up. what good is it then? fuck morphine.
ALSO-
true blood on HBO = AWESOME
EDIT: this is what i type like while on painkillers. DUMB. wooooo.
i am angry about it, i don't have time for this, and i can't have sex for a month.
it hurts to sit, it hurts to stand, it hurts to walk, it hurts to pee, it hurts to laugh, it hurts to cry, it hurts to cough, it hurts to shift my body an inch to the left.
fuck.
this.
shit.
they didn't tell me to take out my lip ring before i came in, we couldn't get it off with the shitty pliers they had there, so the nurse had to cut it off and she took part of my lip with it:
the inside is purple as fuck. that fucker pinched me soooo many times, and it cut me after each pinch.
before they put me out they gave me oxygen. i'm not really sure why, i think it may have been to calm me down because i did get a little wiggy after the lip ring thing [it HURT] and also after my nurse put my iv in, gave me medicine that stung, then announced that she was looking at the wrong chart. i didn't yell or anything, but i'm sure i had a very noticeable look of panic on my face.
and then i woke up yelling [whoops] and the nurses fumbled around for about 45 minutes until my doctor came in and told them to give me a double dose of morphine [holla] as he told me about how bad my life was going to suck for the next few weeks.
i was disappointed in the morphine. it didn't completely mask the pain and it didn't fuck me up. what good is it then? fuck morphine.
ALSO-
true blood on HBO = AWESOME
EDIT: this is what i type like while on painkillers. DUMB. wooooo.