*fumes*

[jacqueline_t]

I have never been so insulted in all my life.

Comments

[alienish_being]

Well... it could have been worse. She could have left my mouth untaped, couldn't she?

[jacqueline_t]

Yes, because listening to you go "Mrrrf! Hrbl mrbl mrrf!" for an entire night was so much more relaxing.

[alienish_being]

So given a choice of that or a lecture on the use of feathers in fashion, the architecture of the building and design of our little prison cell, you'd prefer the lecture? Good to know! :D

[jacqueline_t]

I had a very long night. DO NOT TRY ME.

[principia]

You all sure she's not a Vogon in disguise or some related species?

[jacqueline_t]

What's a Vogon?

Sorry to butt in here...

[trustvitex]

They're a species from Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series who torture people by reading them their poetry. Their really terrible poetry. Her attempting to turn you two into judges for Project Runway being the visual equivalent, unless I miss my guess.

By the way, you do realise she had samples prepared for some of those lingerie-based experiments about the place? Forensics have turned them up in their search.

No particular reason I brought it up, just thought it worth mentioning.

Re: Sorry to butt in here...

[rose_m_t]

Oi! What was I? Chopped liver? I mean, I know I shouldn't care what a crazy woman thinks, but...!

[tripocket]

Feather knickers? Seriously?

Is it wrong that I adore the fact that you went after the Doctor? You rock!

[jacqueline_t]

Yep. Knickers. Even a g-string. I can't even imagine.

[trustvitex]

A g-string? Really?

...

No, no, you're right, that is going too far.

[jacqueline_t]

Pete, you are the love of my life. But I am not putting feathers there. Not even for you.

[rose_m_t]

Thanks for trying, Mum. It was a good plan, even if it didn't work. :)

[jacqueline_t]

Thank you, love. I'm just glad no one was hurt.

[super_ginger]

You think that's bad, you should've seen the warehouse. Stuffed to the rafters with feathers. Orange and purple would have been delightful compared to the color combinations she had available to her.

And knickers made of feathers? I can think of one bird who would volunteer for that.

[jacqueline_t]

We should have sent Gary to her. Those two deserve each other.

[tripocket]

Ewwww. I think Gary would LIKE being a g-string.

[jacqueline_t]

Ohhhhhh, I'm never eating or sleeping again.