*fumes*

Mar 05, 2010 23:25

I have never been so insulted in all my life.

Let me tell you about my night. )

donna is brilliant, why me?, he's completely mad

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principia March 5 2010, 23:33:20 UTC
You all sure she's not a Vogon in disguise or some related species?

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jacqueline_t March 5 2010, 23:37:58 UTC
What's a Vogon?

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Sorry to butt in here... trustvitex March 5 2010, 23:42:17 UTC
They're a species from Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series who torture people by reading them their poetry. Their really terrible poetry. Her attempting to turn you two into judges for Project Runway being the visual equivalent, unless I miss my guess.

By the way, you do realise she had samples prepared for some of those lingerie-based experiments about the place? Forensics have turned them up in their search.

No particular reason I brought it up, just thought it worth mentioning.

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Re: Sorry to butt in here... rose_m_t March 5 2010, 23:44:02 UTC
Oi! What was I? Chopped liver? I mean, I know I shouldn't care what a crazy woman thinks, but...!

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Re: Sorry to butt in here... trustvitex March 5 2010, 23:54:26 UTC
Knowing those types from spending so many years around my previous wife's associates at social gatherings, she probably couldn't handle being in a room with someone so much younger and prettier than her. (You should've heard how that lot used to go on about anyone with lipstick and a dress that came within 20 feet of a man, including the staff.)

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Re: Sorry to butt in here... jacqueline_t March 6 2010, 00:00:02 UTC
Yeah, you should have seen her face, Rose. I think she was trying to glare menacingly at us, but she couldn't move her eyebrows for all the Botox. Sad, really.

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Re: Sorry to butt in here... trustvitex March 6 2010, 00:04:41 UTC
I saw the footage. There's someone she reminded me of... or something.

Oh, yeah, I've got it:


... )

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Re: Sorry to butt in here... jacqueline_t March 6 2010, 00:17:24 UTC
*blinks*

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Re: Sorry to butt in here... jacqueline_t March 5 2010, 23:44:07 UTC
Please tell me you'll be burning the lot?

If she'd read us poetry, it would have been torture. Probably would have been a series of sonnets about feathers. Or worse, haiku.

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Re: Sorry to butt in here... trustvitex March 5 2010, 23:59:27 UTC
We'll probably need to process it as evidence, so it'll be subject to the standard retention rules.

Unless the Doctor has a look and finds out there's anything more to the feathers than what we've seen and heard so far. One of the teams found an entire suite filled with yellow feathers and red velvet. They said it looked like Big Bird had exploded all over the room.

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