'scuse me. Pay no attention to anything anyone might have posted on the network regarding pirates. I'm fairly certain it's probably a typographical error or some such other nonsense. So, ermmmmm. How are all of you?

A ship is safe in harbor, but that’s not what ships are for.
-William Shedd

You got to watch leavin' me on m'onesies. Me on m'onesies means me with time to think, and when I get to thinkin'?

I want things ( Read more... )

Poll

I know you'll all make the wise choice and pick pirates.

cos we're the best and that's all there is to it.

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I am intelligent. I'm trying to do the business of the future. Answer all these little... what? what you call them? emails and suchlike ( Read more... )

a..meme?
Oh, I get it. Cos it's about mePretty clever of them, I suppose ( Read more... )