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I am intelligent. I'm trying to do the business of the future. Answer all these little... what? what you call them? emails and suchlike.
A goodly many of them seem to be a bit presumptuous and quite a lot intrudin' if you know what I mean. Asking me if I want my... you know. Want to increase the size of my little feller. You know. Down there.
Not sure as I trust these devils- I mean, there's got to be a catch here, right? They should specify what exactly is to be bigger. I mean, it could go both ways: one could have their old gentleman go the length of a galleon, but it could be no bigger around than a rapier blade -not much use, unless of course ye needed to get down a cliff face, or rig a few sails.
OR one could be hung like a pie, i.e. 2 inches long and 9 inches wide. Myself, I rather think that'd look amusing but probably not go over well with the ladies.
Anyway. Just speculating. Carry on!
A goodly many of them seem to be a bit presumptuous and quite a lot intrudin' if you know what I mean. Asking me if I want my... you know. Want to increase the size of my little feller. You know. Down there.
Not sure as I trust these devils- I mean, there's got to be a catch here, right? They should specify what exactly is to be bigger. I mean, it could go both ways: one could have their old gentleman go the length of a galleon, but it could be no bigger around than a rapier blade -not much use, unless of course ye needed to get down a cliff face, or rig a few sails.
OR one could be hung like a pie, i.e. 2 inches long and 9 inches wide. Myself, I rather think that'd look amusing but probably not go over well with the ladies.
Anyway. Just speculating. Carry on!