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[jackpotting]

This is the first place I've been to that doesn't have pizza.

No wonder you're all so damn gloomy. What kind of world doesn't have pizza? These scientists obviously know how to torture a guy.

And people have been in this dump for months. What a joke.

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[shockinglycool]

How do you make pizza?

[jackpotting]

Are you kidding me? How can anyone not know how to make a pizza?

[shockinglycool]

I know what it's in it, more or less, but I don't know a recipe. The dough's probably special, too, right?

[jackpotting]

Who needs a recipe? It's a pretty foolproof food. You can't go wrong with pizza.

Flour, salt, yeast, and water. You can add other crap but that's all you need.

[omniconcert]

Pizza? What's a pizza?

[jackpotting]

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You're joking, right?

[omniconcert]

I've never heard of it?

[jackpotting]

What kind of backwater world do you come from if you don't know what pizza is?

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[leatherrr]

Now that you mention it, I haven't heard anyone mention pizza since I got here.

Then again, this place has shitty food selection all around. Who the hell would eat the dogs around here?

[TEXT]

[jackpotting]

You're telling me. I wouldn't put that rotting crap anywhere near my mouth.

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[leatherrr]

I'd kill for more chocolate in this shithole, but cacao's a lot harder to come by than flour or tomato paste.

[TEXT]

[jackpotting]

Tough break. I don't know how I'm going to find cheese in this hellhole though.

[jackpotting]

I've noticed. This is canned food central around here.

[bymysword]

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Of course that would be the only thing you'd be worried about.

[jackpotting]

You're not getting a slice with that attitude.

[bymysword]

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Why would I want any of that greasy slop?

omfg he can't say anything

[jackpotting]