second trigger [TEXT]

[jackpotting]

This is the first place I've been to that doesn't have pizza.

No wonder you're all so damn gloomy. What kind of world doesn't have pizza? These scientists obviously know how to torture a guy.

And people have been in this dump for months. What a joke.

Comments

[bymysword]

.....

Of course that would be the only thing you'd be worried about.

[jackpotting]

You're not getting a slice with that attitude.

[bymysword]

...

Why would I want any of that greasy slop?

omfg he can't say anything

[jackpotting]

dsfjdslkf

[bymysword]

..... What?

see this is why you die in the first game jackass

[jackpotting]

What did you just call pizza?

B|

[bymysword]

"Greasy slop?"

YEAH SUCK ON THAT

[jackpotting]

Now you're really not having any.

What the hell Vergil- it's pizza. You can be a psycho who tries to unleash all of hell on Earth but you can't not like pizza.

HE'S SO HURT

[bymysword]

... I already said I didn't want any.

.................... Tch.