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second trigger [TEXT]

Oct 11, 2008 17:01

This is the first place I've been to that doesn't have pizza.

No wonder you're all so damn gloomy. What kind of world doesn't have pizza? These scientists obviously know how to torture a guy.

And people have been in this dump for months. What a joke.

not even tomatoes, this place sucks, want pizza, need pizza, want out, no pizza

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text. leatherrr October 11 2008, 22:47:12 UTC

Now that you mention it, I haven't heard anyone mention pizza since I got here.

Then again, this place has shitty food selection all around. Who the hell would eat the dogs around here?

[TEXT] jackpotting October 11 2008, 22:49:41 UTC

You're telling me. I wouldn't put that rotting crap anywhere near my mouth.

text. leatherrr October 11 2008, 22:57:54 UTC

I'd kill for more chocolate in this shithole, but cacao's a lot harder to come by than flour or tomato paste.

[TEXT] jackpotting October 11 2008, 23:00:41 UTC

Tough break. I don't know how I'm going to find cheese in this hellhole though.

text. leatherrr October 11 2008, 23:02:37 UTC

Anything mammal-like and female is a source of milk. I'd say you're set, lucky bastard.

[TEXT] jackpotting October 11 2008, 23:05:07 UTC

The animals in this place seem like they'd be thrilled at the prospect of being milked.

Shit sucks for you, though. No chance a cacao tree is going to sprout up any time soon.

text. leatherrr October 11 2008, 23:08:19 UTC

Now that's something I'd pay to see.

Guess I'll settle. Great, now I'm craving pizza. Thanks.

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