We've had an infestation of rats lately. The litter wankers scurry to and fro in the backyard, and the dogs go haywire whenever they catch one. I had to break one's neck with a shovel after Yogi and Mickey left it crippled. Such is the glory of Southwest Florida, all sunshine and vermin.

I look at my last entry and am completely amazed. I've aged, terribly -- graduated highschool, finished my first semester of college, gained and lost the freshman fifteen, gotten published in several magazines, had a major (for me) relationship and buggered it up, taken risks and buggered them up as well. Life's insane, and life's FAST.

Still drudging up bullshit for my economics paper. I was on a role for a while, up until a half an hour ago. I got up to take a leak and walk the dog, and I haven't looked at it since. God--where am I going to find a graph on South Asian Free Trade? Where ( Read more... )

About to blast off to Kilwins. But before I go, here's a list of reasons why you SHOULDN'T go to Kilwins ( Read more... )

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Psych class was like Chinese water torture.

Have yet to begin my paper on the South Asian Free Trade Association. Economics sucks.

Finished a short story; pulled off a surprise twist. Lead the reader one way, and was waaaaay the fuck on the other end of the story/plot spectrum at the end. huzzah!

There's nothing in this world or its adjoining parallel realities that disgusts me more than MELTED ICE CREAM. It makes me sick to my stomach. Know what melted Superman ice-cream looks like? Cum. That's right. Superman just blew a super LOAD across your face, asshole ( Read more... )

Jesus tap-dancing Christ. what a night for drama.

Hell opened up and spawned Kilwins.

You Belong in 1978

1978

If you scored ( Read more... )

So strange.

What a night that turned out to be...