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There's nothing in this world or its adjoining parallel realities that disgusts me more than MELTED ICE CREAM. It makes me sick to my stomach. Know what melted Superman ice-cream looks like? Cum. That's right. Superman just blew a super LOAD across your face, asshole.
Also high up there is the way a tourist will react to tasting a sample of ice-cream. Older women (and by old, I mean fucking the grave) screw up their faces and extend a hideous, wart-covered tongue to curve around the sample spoon. Ugh. Young couples will share the fucking sample, milk the thing for all it's worth. They order their extreme limit with samples, and remain bastards.
Fucking goddam Kilwins. 8 of the 9 days of this spring break have been spent at Kilwins, 7 of which for more than 7 hours. FUCK.
*shoots self*
Also high up there is the way a tourist will react to tasting a sample of ice-cream. Older women (and by old, I mean fucking the grave) screw up their faces and extend a hideous, wart-covered tongue to curve around the sample spoon. Ugh. Young couples will share the fucking sample, milk the thing for all it's worth. They order their extreme limit with samples, and remain bastards.
Fucking goddam Kilwins. 8 of the 9 days of this spring break have been spent at Kilwins, 7 of which for more than 7 hours. FUCK.
*shoots self*