1.) The Tudor Craze- Okay, I'll admit that The Other Boleyn Girl was a historically inaccurate, but decent novel, and that Showtime's The Tudors, is a very well done historical soft-core porn. Yet, I cannot step into any bookstore today without seeing dozens of novels showing Mary's secret side of the story, or Anne's thoughts. Honestly, in reality ( Read more... )

Oh, what's that? Jaci's actually putting effort and actually going all out to achieve what she wants, regardless of what shitty people have said to dissuade her from going for it?!

That's right. Look out motherfuckers.

So, I'm bad at blogging.

It's not that I don't have anything to write about, it's just that I'm lazy to the extreme. So for those of you that are dying to know what I've been up to, here is a list:

- Christmas has come and gone, and there really is not anything remarkable to say about it.

- I got a free trial of xm radio for my car, and I don't know ( Read more... )

This is how it actually happened.

Dear company that makes cheetos,

I've accepted the fact that your product is bad for me long ago. However, upon discovering in the work vending machine "baked cheetos" today, I am quite perplexed. Surely you cannot be passing off a processed, imitation cheese product that may very well give me cancer one day as healthy? I feel as if you are ( Read more... )

Fact: Pudding is delicious!

But not if it's your only food source for about a week.

Fact: If you work in an office setting, it is very entertaining to screw with coworkers by slightly moving or switching items on their desk each night.

*Bonus points if you slowly drive them insane.

Fact: Do not trust someone when they say that a hemp deep ( Read more... )

Dear Wisdom Tooth,

It's just awesome that you have chosen to rip apart my gums in such a way that actually requires me to get surgery on said gums next Tuesday. I also appreciate you putting me is so much pain that I want to climb walls The Exorcist style. Also, fuck you for making it impossible to eat any of the piles of halloween candy surrounding ( Read more... )

I used to be a good person. That's what's making this all the more harder.

Why is it so cold at work? I know that it is supposed to be unseasonably warm today, but who had the genius idea of cranking the air all the way down to "Siberia in January"?

I want answers people..

I also may have just broken another stapler. Fuck.

Okay, so lets talk about how I almost started a 3 car pile-up in the starbucks drivethru today because a wasp flew into my car. Almost cementing my position as biggest tool in the universe

I am made of awesome, kids.