Ysterday I ran across the street to the deli with Liz to get lunch. While we were paying she got a hankering for chocolate and ended up getting a Peanut Butter Twix. I was browsing the shelves behind the cash register (where this deli chooses to keep its' candy as if it was Chicken Hawk magazine or something) and noticed these combo boxes of ( Read more... )

There are just some words that should never, ever go together.

"Designers, you'll have thirty minutes at Spandex House." for example.

Edit:
OR

"Can you mitigate this somehow with these feathers?"

Seriously, WTF! I'm peeing my pants.

I'm so sick of seeing all of the political ads popping up on tv every 2 seconds that Super Tuesday has become Stupor Tuesday.

The Giant's defense OWNED Brady! The last 2:42 of the 4th quarter was some of the most exciting football I've seen in a while. 83 yards in 12 plays, ending with Manning's 13 yard throw to Plaxico Burress with 35 seconds left to play ( Read more... )

I've been kicking around this idea since Friday and I'm, FINALLY, gonna go for it.

More later (after the deed is done).

So today in work I get a call from one of my clients who is crying hysterically because she doesn't like the new caseworker she was assigned at Social Services. She's at the point where she's on the verge of hyperventilating and she already has pulmonary problems as it is. She keeps repeating that she hates this new worker and she doesn't want to ( Read more... )

Since I'm borderline retarded when it comes to computer crap, I figured I'd ask people who know far more than I do the following question:

I'm interested in buying an external hard drive. After looking around at my choices, I'm even more clueless than I was before. Any suggestions?

C'mon people...help a moron out.

YAY! It's about damn time that bossy little bitch was shown the door.

One down and one to go.

I heard on the news tonight that all of Hollywood is in a panic because the Screen Actors' Guild awards might not be immune from writers' strike woes after all. It seems that the show can go off without a hitch so long as the networks and studios don't pick up the tab for their respective celebs' stylists. It's news to me that this was not an out ( Read more... )

Ricky is the Amber of Project Runway except he's a lot less amusing to have around. Seriously, can an episode go by where he isn't crying about how much he sucks? I was hoping someone would smother him under that hideous milkmaid dress (I guess they didn't have any buckets on the Bluefly wall to use as accessories) and just put him out of his ( Read more... )