Voicemail

[izzyalienqueen]

Hi! You've reached Isabel Evans. I'm not here right now. You know what to do at the beep.

Comments

[sensethevisions]

"Hi, this is Phoebe Halliwell, welcoming you to Fandom High. I know that you're probably freaked out about some of the chaos here and confused over what classes to take. This is where I lend a hand. I suggest taking Celtic Studies and Arthurian Traditions with Professor Camulus. He's a great guy and he knows everything there is to know about his field of teaching. Trust me, you won't regret it. Please register for his classes so he doesn't stuff me and mount me on the wall like a trophy?"

Phone Madness!

[aka_vala]

[in response to this]

Hey, look, dude! I don't know what kind of gremlin spit you've been smoking, but any threesome I'm in would not involve either Aeryn or that creep-ass robot from the theater! I am so telling Cam and Aeryn you said this, you jerk. They can fight it out over who kills you first!

[anole_x]

[from here]

"Hey, it's Victor. I think you have the wrong guy because I didn't leave a bra in your room. Actually, I've never even worn a bra...well, except for that one "Truth or Dare" game but Julian said that everyone does it, so that doesn't count. I mean, haven't you ever worn a bra before? I don't think you're the kind of person who usually does. I mean, wouldn't it hurt with all that hair?"

[cookinggeek]

I have no idea what the hell you are talking about, but I assure you, if I have a problem with you, I would tell you to your face. I really don't think you want to be pissing me off right now.

[from here]

[geoff_chaucer]

[In response to this/]

[long pause] "'Sweetheart?'" [another pause] "I think we need to talk. Especially if you've signed up for my class? This has got to be worked out. I don't want a scene, and I really don't want to end up in the clinic again."