Excuse me, I didn't start anything. I did not force you to stick your dick in my vagina. As I recall you stuck it in quite willingly, and you took me out to dinner to boot, Finnocence.
I, being in a committed and monogamous relationship with Brittany, feel like I can safely answer this question without fear of rebuke. So, here goes...
It's like when Rachel had her Fierce Spears makeover a few months ago. I think 99% of McKinley's male population was waiting for that moment. It's that woman-of-mystery thing that drives a guy crazy.
I don't mean to be a bitch, well... actually, I do, but you're only in a committed and monogamous relationship because I wouldn't do a duet with Brittany.
I will give you the point that that look was amazing. Normally she dresses like the fantasy of a perverted Japanese businessman with a very dark, specific fetish, but she did look good that day. Mostly because it looks like she actually had boobs.
I still don't get what about a unicorn animal sweater = hard-on though.
And yeah, that too. So there's two reasons why she's dating you. By the way, can I borrow your sticker? There's a super amazing sale at Victoria's Secret and I don't want to have to fight anyone for new panties.
It's how inherently desperate she is with her kitty calendars and her manhands and her short skirts. And I'm fairly sure Puck's only nice to her because of that Jewish promise ridiculousness from the Port-o-Potty.
Besides, you have more important things to worry about. Like fixing your backflip execution before practice tomorrow.
Ugh, that slut. 'Ew, look at me, let me just bend off and show you all my granny panties.' And I have no idea what Port-o-Potty thing you're talking about.
My backflips are just fine. At least we don't see stretch marks when my top rides up.
ugh what the fuck ever, princess peach is still a whore no matter what game it is.
i'm not a psycho. just because i insist on being on top does not make me a psycho. it just means that i'm like a lizard - i need something warm under me or i can't digest my food.
fine, see if i help you out next time you're feeling horny.
Excuse me Santana, but I do NOT appreciate you coming on here and discussing my personal life while calling me a freak.
Perhaps it's the fact that I actually have morals and standards that makes me more attractive to the male species, unlike you who clearly has none whatsoever.
And, I can assure you that I am quite a catch. Any boy would be lucky to have me.
I am quite used to your negative comments by now Santana. I am merely trying to protect my reputation from being trashed by a girl who destroyed her own years ago. And for your information, any invitations to hang out with you would have been rejected anyways, seeing as my two gay dads raised me properly, and I have it on good authority that the activities you often partake in are not things I want to be associated with.
Oh and you're right, I should probably change the way I go about dating. I'm sure most guys are dying to go out someone who's had more sexual partners than she can keep track of.
It's easy for you to say that now, seeing as you're not being invited anywhere. Hanging out with me is like a ticket to high school royalty.
Ugh, there is a difference between liking sex and being a skank. I've only slept with Puck, Brittany, Finnocence, and one other person. And Finn and the other guy were one time. Liking sex does not make you a slut.
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We didn't even ... Whatever, I'm not talking about this.
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Wait... you and Berry were together for like, what, eight years, and you guys never did it?
Thank God I took your v-card, or else you'd be even more exhausting to look at.
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You're the one who started this mess, anyway.
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Excuse me, I didn't start anything. I did not force you to stick your dick in my vagina. As I recall you stuck it in quite willingly, and you took me out to dinner to boot, Finnocence.
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I, being in a committed and monogamous relationship with Brittany, feel like I can safely answer this question without fear of rebuke. So, here goes...
It's like when Rachel had her Fierce Spears makeover a few months ago. I think 99% of McKinley's male population was waiting for that moment. It's that woman-of-mystery thing that drives a guy crazy.
Does that clear things up?
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I will give you the point that that look was amazing. Normally she dresses like the fantasy of a perverted Japanese businessman with a very dark, specific fetish, but she did look good that day. Mostly because it looks like she actually had boobs.
I still don't get what about a unicorn animal sweater = hard-on though.
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Er, totally kidding by the way.
(And I believe you said I'm only in a relationship with Brittany 'cause she gets super-choice parking.)
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And yeah, that too. So there's two reasons why she's dating you. By the way, can I borrow your sticker? There's a super amazing sale at Victoria's Secret and I don't want to have to fight anyone for new panties.
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Besides, you have more important things to worry about. Like fixing your backflip execution before practice tomorrow.
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My backflips are just fine. At least we don't see stretch marks when my top rides up.
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My backflip is fine. At least we don't see stretch marks when my top rides up, unlike some people.
P.S. What Jesus magic did you do that this deleted the first time I posted it?
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Dr. Connolly said the stretch marks will fade within a year with excercise. You're stuck with those watermelons forever.
P.S. Absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
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i'm not a psycho. just because i insist on being on top does not make me a psycho. it just means that i'm like a lizard - i need something warm under me or i can't digest my food.
fine, see if i help you out next time you're feeling horny.
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and me wanting to be on top doesn't make me a psycho. it just means i'm like a lizard, and i need something under me or i can't digest my food.
see if i help you out next time you're horny and alone.
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Perhaps it's the fact that I actually have morals and standards that makes me more attractive to the male species, unlike you who clearly has none whatsoever.
And, I can assure you that I am quite a catch. Any boy would be lucky to have me.
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I do have standards, Berry. That's why we don't hang out.
Okay, cause every body is just dying to go out with a cheat.
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Oh and you're right, I should probably change the way I go about dating. I'm sure most guys are dying to go out someone who's had more sexual partners than she can keep track of.
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Ugh, there is a difference between liking sex and being a skank. I've only slept with Puck, Brittany, Finnocence, and one other person. And Finn and the other guy were one time. Liking sex does not make you a slut.
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