Berrylicious?

[iwantsmystix]

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[iwantsmystix]

ugh what the fuck ever, princess peach is still a whore no matter what game it is.

i'm not a psycho. just because i insist on being on top does not make me a psycho. it just means that i'm like a lizard - i need something warm under me or i can't digest my food.

fine, see if i help you out next time you're feeling horny.

[iwantsmystix]

doesn't matter. no matter what game it is, princess peach is still a whore.

and me wanting to be on top doesn't make me a psycho. it just means i'm like a lizard, and i need something under me or i can't digest my food.

see if i help you out next time you're horny and alone.

[captain_quinn]

Princess Peach is beautiful and flawless and classy and easily the only good thing about that game. You could stand to take a lesson or two from her.

[iwantsmystix]

Really? Cause she's a blonde tramp as far as I'm concerned.

Oh, hey wait... that sounds a little familiar...

[captain_quinn]

Oh, please, just because Bowser keeps trying to get his giant claws all over her doesn't make her loose.

Brittany, huh?

[iwantsmystix]

DON'T TALK ABOUT BRITTANY LIKE THAT. Brittany is perfect!

[captain_quinn]

It's really too bad for you that she's with Artie then. Isn't it?

[iwantsmystix]

I don't do relationships, Quinn. It's fine that she's with Artie. Doesn't bother me in the slightest.

[captain_quinn]

Is that why you pushed his wheelchair down a flight of stairs before Christmas break?

[iwantsmystix]

Um, what? I would never push Artie down a flight of stairs. He's already in a wheelchair, what damage is that gonna do?

[def_poetry_jams]

No, Quinn, she most definitely didn't do that. I can atest to the fact. The only person who ever did, in fact, was Puck. But he won't do it now 'cause I'm his boy.

So, uh, I'm good.

[iwantsmystix]

Thanks, Artie. ;)