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iwantsmystix

Berrylicious?

Jan 23, 2011 22:07

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captain_quinn January 24 2011, 04:15:59 UTC

It's how inherently desperate she is with her kitty calendars and her manhands and her short skirts. And I'm fairly sure Puck's only nice to her because of that Jewish promise ridiculousness from the Port-o-Potty.

Besides, you have more important things to worry about. Like fixing your backflip execution before practice tomorrow.

iwantsmystix January 24 2011, 04:18:56 UTC

Ugh, that slut. 'Ew, look at me, let me just bend off and show you all my granny panties.' And I have no idea what Port-o-Potty thing you're talking about.

My backflips are just fine. At least we don't see stretch marks when my top rides up.

iwantsmystix January 24 2011, 04:20:35 UTC

Ugh that slut. Ooh, look at me, let me bend over in my short, short skirt to show you my granny panties.

My backflip is fine. At least we don't see stretch marks when my top rides up, unlike some people.

P.S. What Jesus magic did you do that this deleted the first time I posted it?

captain_quinn January 24 2011, 04:27:12 UTC

Did you know she gave that Jacob Ben Israel stalker a pair of panties last year? He has a shrine to them on his blog. So vile.

Dr. Connolly said the stretch marks will fade within a year with excercise. You're stuck with those watermelons forever.

P.S. Absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

iwantsmystix January 24 2011, 04:33:51 UTC

Ugh, I like to forget that Jew Fro exists.

For the record, I LIKE my watermelons, and implants can be removed.

captain_quinn January 24 2011, 04:45:26 UTC

Sadly, your personality can't be.

iwantsmystix January 24 2011, 04:46:47 UTC

my personality is fine. maybe if all of you were a little more worthy of my kindness, i wouldn't be such a bitch. but making fun of my implants is not going to get you on my good side, just a little fyi.

captain_quinn January 24 2011, 04:55:22 UTC

I don't want to be on your good side, the only people there have fornicated with you. I think I'd much rather be the one putting you in your place.

iwantsmystix January 24 2011, 04:56:50 UTC

I'm on good terms with Wheels tonight and trust me, we haven't even come close to seeing each other naked.

captain_quinn January 26 2011, 20:27:32 UTC

Congradulations, you may actually be growing as a person.

thequarterback January 24 2011, 04:35:16 UTC

stop having a go at rachel, santana.

iwantsmystix January 24 2011, 04:38:01 UTC

It's my blog, I do what I want. It's not like you should care, anyways. Don't you like still hate her for cheating on you with Puckerman?

thequarterback January 24 2011, 06:53:04 UTC

i don't hate her. i just can't deal with everything right now.

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