i wish i could breathe again

Dec 11, 2009 13:32

See, I love my baby nephew, but I do not love the diseases he gives me. I just caught a nice head cold that has successfully blocked off any and all ability to breathe through my nose. This is me taking tons of cold medication and vitamins while I mourn the fact that my very home has been invaded by disease factory rugrat. Yes, Gabe, now matter how ( Read more... )

asexuality, sickness, baby gabe the amazing, real life

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scdsam December 11 2009, 22:14:44 UTC
OMIGAWD I WANT TO HEAR LITTLE BABY VOICE SAY "ELMO"!!

A black comic at my college once said: "I love white people! In fact, I have a white friend! There...now you know how stupid you sound when you say shit like that."

People who pull obscure friend-of-a-friend references out of their asses make me laugh.

My only thinking as to why being fake-asexual would be cool is that it's some sort of attention-hungry misconception crossing being "straight edge" (wtf, I never understood that whole "movement") and apathetic towards humanity? Like they think by pretending to NOT like what everyone else likes, it makes them badass?

The irony of course is that silly people usually pretend to be things they're not to get attention. And of course if they get attention from the opposite sex (and enjoy it), wouldn't that prove them NOT asexual?

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