i wish i could breathe again
See, I love my baby nephew, but I do not love the diseases he gives me. I just caught a nice head cold that has successfully blocked off any and all ability to breathe through my nose. This is me taking tons of cold medication and vitamins while I mourn the fact that my very home has been invaded by disease factory rugrat. Yes, Gabe, now matter how fucking adorable you are, you are still a disease factory. (AND HE IS SO ADORABLE OH MY GOD. HE IS SAYING 'ELMO'. THAT'S HIS FIRST WORD. JESUS.) Maybe I should just sniff some jalapeno juice and have done with it. Then I'll have no sinuses left to be congested! *insert maniacal laughter here*
I saw the asexuality secret on fandomsecrets, and was mildly irritated, but glad that the vast majority of the commenters seemed to be kicking the OP's ass. I love being a mystical unicorn asexual. The fact that the only info the anti-asexual committee had on asexuals were so-called 'experience' with asexual friends was good, too. Yes, dumbasses. Tout the 'but I have good friends who are *insert minority group here*!' sign. See how far that gets you.
Also. Why do people think asexuals claim to be asexual just to be cool? In this sex-crazed culture, is there anything less cool than being asexual? (Don't bring up furries and pedos, thanks.)
I saw the asexuality secret on fandomsecrets, and was mildly irritated, but glad that the vast majority of the commenters seemed to be kicking the OP's ass. I love being a mystical unicorn asexual. The fact that the only info the anti-asexual committee had on asexuals were so-called 'experience' with asexual friends was good, too. Yes, dumbasses. Tout the 'but I have good friends who are *insert minority group here*!' sign. See how far that gets you.
Also. Why do people think asexuals claim to be asexual just to be cool? In this sex-crazed culture, is there anything less cool than being asexual? (Don't bring up furries and pedos, thanks.)